ere is the some of the meanings for some of the words that i found in various website and these words for you guys . . Just read thought all the meaning .
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .
DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage
LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds
of either .
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece .
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on .
ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before .
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